But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes 2. This note left for a stranger, by a stranger, doesnt even require a pen and paper! Were impressed by the eloquent language on this cake resignation, as well as the very precise icing. 1. Dont look at me in that tone of voice. Dorothy Parker, 7. He doesnt know the meaning of word fear. Give me 10 of them, please. Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends. Henry Brooks Adams, 32. We established a friendship, and we nurtured it through the years. They care if you have wine. Unknown, 7. Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself. Confucius, 14. 8. Having a best friend that matches your level of crazy makes for a very special friendship. It seems that someone is stealing Daves green tea, prompting Dave to leave a passive-aggressive note asking, Is your name Dave?. Our review board ensures that our content is accurate and up to date. Whether you're looking to impress your friends with some new knowledge or just want to have a laugh, we've got you covered. Youre the best friend Ive ever had. Its nice that this man has taken the time to tell everyone about his late-night snafu. Correcting my Tinder matches' "your" and "you're. This jury duty dodger is declaring that they plan to make a costume before having the opportunity to deal vigilante justice unto those evildoers. Good job all around. My best friends know that Im completely insane! Unknown 17. That wouldnt be much fun, would it? You find out who your real friends are when youre involved in a scandal. Elizabeth Taylor, 8. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.Unknown 6. Goodbye. 64 Funny Instagram Note Ideas: 1. Ill always have you. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Greg Tamblyn 2. Why? 1. I suffer an extreme case of not being Beyonce! Happy Friendship Day 2022! Heres yet another creative resignation letter, this time from Alex, who definitely has a sense of humor. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." Greg Tamblyn   2. Its the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich, 15. A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad. Arnold H. Glasgow, 4. This note is excellent. Do you think Im crazy? If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. Unknown 21. Im glad that I have a friend like you because every time I feel like a loser, I remember that you actually exist and I immediately feel so much better. Happy Birthday, let's enjoy this cake! Good friends dont let you do stupid things alone. Unknown, 19. Thank you for understanding. By then, they arent bothered if their resignation note seems cheeky they just want out of there! Best friends talk about poop. Unknown 5. 19 hours ago, by Chandler Plante See how you can go from boring to bonding in less than 7 minutes. If you cant remember my name, just say chocolate Ill turn around. A best friend is someone who, when they dont understand, they still understand. Nancy Werlin 8. Dont gift me baby dolls, Ive now grown up! Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine. Charles Dickens. Its a testament to the song that people keep switching its lyrics to suit their own needs. !, we always turn it into so what!. Telling someone their parking is horrible is one thing, but having a fictional extraterrestrial species of sentient self-configuring modular robot do it, is another. Its disgusting but fun. Put this note on top of a box of hot tamales. "Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless." Unknown 4. Because I know your dirtiest secrets too. You raise everyone's vibrations! This person was kind enough to attach some money to the note in order for the recipient to pay it forward. Kudos to them for trusting this person they dont even know! I hope you will accept my proposition and discuss poop with me as soon as possible. Yes, yes, I could. 17. When youre in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. Honestly, were surprised that notes like this arent more common. You wouldnt be able to make it this far. There is nothing more stimulating than finding someone who is intelligent and knows their way with words. My friends think you have a problem because you are my best friend. Deep fried ice-cream or half-baked heart? The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. Gwyneth Paltrow 6. The top of my inbox is littered with friends' Notes (although many of them are the virtual equivalent of a "what am I supposed to be doing with this?"). Check out this list of hilarious notes left by strangers to strangers. You are my favorite notification. Unknown, 4. For me math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. May your slumber be as tranquil as a bird's lullaby! Sometimes, its just a case of out of sight, out of mind. There is something about the red-colored lettering that really gives us a sweat. I whale always love you - Happy Birthday, bestie! Its not rocket science. Well always be friends because you match my level of crazy. Unknown, 7. Patiently waiting for "Speak Now" (Taylor's Version). A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. Unknown 17. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Unknown, 10. Bye! If you cant find the key to success, Pick The Lock! Attention! Money Kept in Bank = Less Financial Knowledge. Thanks for making our days at work not shit. Unknown, 10. Reasons Why, What to Do, & 12 Bad Habits, TIME Magazine, The Chicago Tribune, The Hill, MSN,WebMD, Know where to find people who are more like you. 40 Flirty and Funny Love Note Ideas for Your Husband. He: Heart! Unsubscribe from personalized tips at any time. Stuff like this is a perfect example of the funny office notes I've seen. Lets get completely crazy together. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. You're my stud muffin. We decided to blur out the keyword in this note, so please use your imagination! For their selfies: 1. I realized that you will always be my friend when our depressive and manic episodes synchronized. Some households need everyone to keep the toilet lid down so that their cat wont drink from the toilet bowl. Being your friend is always having someone to eat with even if were both not hungry. I got plenty of money for you. In response, someone else from the company rightly criticized their use of the Comic Sans font, because it should be banned. Advice for boys: if you wish to change the country, better do it right now. 2) Sometimes I feel that I can have better friends. Get your daily life hack right in your inbox. Dont get us wrong we recognize that a bathroom trip can be an urgent matter. 21 hours ago, by Monica Sisavat Just wanted to remind you that you are very lucky to have a friend like me, because no other human being would be able to tolerate you. It seems that someone in a Fortune 500 company (lest we forget) posted this sign telling people to keep the door closed. If youre laughing right now, youll double over at these funny friend memes youll want to send to your BFF ASAP. Hakuna Matata! Never text while driving, its dangerous, because you might spill your beer! "It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me." Taylor Swift, "Anti-Hero" "BRB, at Harry's house." "Go like my last post." "I still don't know how to make a Reel." "That's hot." Paris Hilton "On a. And to think of it, I was the only person who never judged when you farted. These bosses deserve these emotionally fraught resignations, and much worse, to be honest. Theyve kindly spelled out all the ways they are a great employee, and then signed off with an insincere Good luck with everything.. Do you understand what Im trying to say? I will not talk to you for leaving me alone here unless you bring me some amazing gifts. Hopefully, there arent more notes underneath the door handle. Best of all, he drew a picture for his hosts, just to make the whole thing a little weirder. I already have two. Also, they suggested with some cheeky graphics that maybe they were the missing piece to the puzzle that is this persons life. And intelligence is not trying such a thing. Have a laugh, then share them with your bestie. Did you know how the word wife had been invented? The employee that wrote this note was sick of waiting for his boss to arrive, and furious that he didnt even receive a phone call. Hi. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it's serious." "We're best fries forever, and everyone loves fries." "Let's be like monkeys and hang later, OK?" "You're. Eating the croissant you almost made me drop. Still, your coworkers arent your friends, and they do have some pretty irritating habits. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack, But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. Alan, The Hangover, 7. Voicemail #15. Its all right, you can keep it, if nobody claims it within 3 days. It seems that someone hit another vehicle, and then decided to leave a note to come clean about it. However, after a few. Good food choices are better investments. 2. Who on earth makes Palak Paneer ice-cream? Truly, God has blessed you a lot in life. Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. Unknown 23. I think its the best compliment ever, and I really hope youll enjoy it. Best friend isnt a person; its a tier. Mindy Kaling, 27. To leave a note on Instagram, simply update your Instagram to the latest version, and youll get the notes option right away! But it doesnt mean I dont love you! Its nice to know that I have a company for spending my eternity in Hell. However, part of us hopes this person got a ticket. But we are sure that the guy just conveniently had a red pen at his disposal. On your birthday, throw a party for friends, and give each friend a party favor with a personalized quote written on the gift. One of the best ways to make a note a little less threatening is to include a fictional character. Jimmy Carter. Ill train you. Unknown, 22. Youre worth every mile between us. Unknown. When life says what? You too? 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